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It's no secret that I loathe "The Donald".  A loathing that comes from the bowels of my soul I might add.  So I became giddy when I learned New York's Attorney General is suing him for $40 million because he duped a bunch of innocent bystanders into believing they could become zillionaires by attending his Amway-esque seminars at his very own Trump University of Narcissism and Joy.

Okay, let me back up here.  Many of the 5,000 students plunked down $35,000 because they naively assumed they'd be able to meet The Donald in the flesh.  Nay.  Instead, they were given a photo-op in front of a cardboard cutout.  So I use the term "innocent bystanders" loosely.

Trump's response to the suit?  It's Obama's fault because he's a foreigner in a sheep's raggedy clothing, skulking around the country being a weasel and dropping propaganda pamphlets into the yards of unsuspecting illegal immigrants.