Okay, I know it's not even Day of the Turkey yet...but I wanted to give everyone a heads up on these sketchy Santas out there lurking in the shadows.  I've got my Sketchy Santa Strategy in place.  No Mall visits and under no circumstance do I make eye contact with a Santa.

When my kid was about 2 days old, some whack job knocked on my front door and threw a pamphlet at me which clearly stated that I was an abusive and negligent parent because I exposed my child to Santa.  Who is, of course, Satan.  You just have to flip a couple of letters around.  That sneaky Satan.  But that's a blog post for a different day!

I give you....sketchy Santas!

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